- Thought the house was too orderly
- Never did like to have a full night's sleep
- Wanted my vet to get a new BMW
- Thought the furniture looked too nice
- Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn,...
- Garden and backyard need renovations
- Neighbors didn't complain enough
- Kids weren't enough of a challenge
- If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
- Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows