Humor

Take 1 puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients:
1 cup Patience
1 cup Understanding
1 pinch of Correction
1 cup Hard Rock
2 cups Praise
1 1/2 cups Fun

Blend Well.

Heat with warmth of our heart until raised or until the puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one