The Willie Walker Wiki
...lots about the English & Llewellin Setter

Are you a Dog Person?

01. Your dog gets expensive Premium-Dog food and fresh meat, but you live on fast food and deep fried Pizza.
02. You have a lot more dog beds, leashes and collars than dogs.
03. You meet nice people walking the dog ... and you introduce your dog first
04. You use the same dog-shampoo as your dog.
05. You never forget your dog's birthday (contrary to your partner's birthday).
06. You show up at the car dealers with a ruler, to measure and see if your big dog crate will fit.
07. You work at night hours to have time to spend the whole day with your dog
08. You know the telephone number of you vet by heart.
09. You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
10. You live in second hand furniture, but your dog has the most exclusive dog bed.
11. You've had a bad day, and the only person you talk about it is your dog.12. You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
13. You are always ready for dog-sitting, but not for baby-sitting.
14. You wake up instantly if your dog whines lowly two rooms away at 3:00 am, but you don't hear your alarm go off.
15. You know more about dog food than about human food.
16. If your dog is ill, you are ill, too.
17. You only buy your clothes in the color of your dog's coat, in order that the hair don't attract attention.
18. Your dog is sleeping on the couch and you beneath.
19. You admit that you need your dogs as much as they need you.
20. Your dog has his own mailbox, and his mailbox is always full...
21. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
22. You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
23. You have 32 different names for your dog, most make no sense, but he understands.
24. Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let him kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course).
25. You can only remember people by associating them with their dog.
26. You talk about your dog like other people talk about their children.
27. You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
28. You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
29. You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.
30. You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub.
31. You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's).
32. You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
33. You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs his walk.
34. You don't go to "Happy Hours", because you prefer to go home to your dog.
35. You shovel a zigzag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all his favorite spots.
36. You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your meal...
37. You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
38. Your house isn't carpeted. The fuzzy fur balls under your feet are soft enough...
39. You don't give a second thought to using the brush you just used on your dog to give a quick run through on your own hair.
40. You can't get the groceries in the car because its already full of dog food or you have that big old crate in there.
41. You visit relatives only if there is a dog show nearby.
42. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes; they realize it is a hopeless case.
43. You don't think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your dog.
44. You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
45. You will rush your dog to the vet at the smallest injury or cough, but wait to take yourself to the doctor unless it is really severe.
46. If you had a choice between living with your spouse and your dog, you would choose the dog.
47. The family's eye doctor is located in town, but the dog's ophthalmologist is located a two-hour drive away.
48. You've traced your dog's family tree further than you have your own.
49. You readily allow your dogs to give you slobbery kisses, but you don't dare wipe a toddler's nose
50. And the reason 1, why you are a dog person, is, that your dog is the star of your website!

Scoring:

0-5: Get rid of your dog, you really must not enjoy them much.
6-15: You are amused by your dog
16-25: You really enjoy the company of dogs
26-35: You are hooked to dogs
36-45: You are beginning to resemble your dog
46-50: Your dog lives a better life than you do

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